Tuesday, August 25, 2009

The Most Exciting Things in Iowa

S: There is a Dairy Queen here.

T: Wanna get some? Is that bad?

S: No, it's not bad. Dairy queen would make things more fun right now. Also, I don't think there are Dairy Queens in California.

T: No Dairy Queen?!? NO!

S: I don't know. Maybe there are. There probably are.

T: But in case there are not we should cover our bases?

S: I mean, there might not be.

T: No, it's fine. I don't need convincing. You had me at Dairy Queen is here or whatever you said.

S: Good.

T: You know what I love? Subway.

S: I do not love Subway.

T: Yeah. No one loves Subway. But everyone who doesn't love Subway needs to give it another chance.

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